I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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