Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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