You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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