u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
