As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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