garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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