yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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