My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Me too!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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