One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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