I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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