well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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