Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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