no. you can't hotbox the world.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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