I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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