Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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