Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
