Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
