Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
we're so committed to being not committed
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