Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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