Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
