Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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