Your tits are I can't wait for
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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