yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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