Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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