i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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