so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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