Dual....:-)
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
How's work?
Spinning.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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