Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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