How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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