i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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