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is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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