When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
