I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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