i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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