why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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