why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
