dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Barsexuality is the new black.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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