Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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