I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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