How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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