hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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