Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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