ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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