Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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