Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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