Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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