Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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