ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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