I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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