yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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