wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
A+ Viking dick
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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