Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
People in love make me want to vomit
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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