so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Come see our sink grown plant.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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